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And not only good looking, but without a doubt the brightest kid you'll ever meet.
All the kids are smart, but this kid is scary.....his mind works like his Grampa's. (Wow, that is scary.)
Naw, just kidding, Timmy. He doesn't have a mean bone in his body. If
anything, he cares about other people a little TOO much. He hates to see anyone unhappy. Now, if he could just
figure out how to make a living blowing bubbles.
Yeah, that's the ticket, Timmy. A male model!!
T-Bone (as he's known to his family) has much greater aspirations; he wants
to do something that will make a difference, like become a Doctor or a Scientist or a Gigolo....you know, something important.
Actually, Timmy is going to do just fine using his own brain......he sure doesn't
need any help from me.
But I'm telling ya, T-Bone, if you waste all that potential and become a
bum like your grampa, I'm gonna come back and haunt you the rest of your life. I'll be known as Phil Haunt.
And that's a promise!!
So stop horsing around with your cousins......go read a book or something.
And get off that bed. (You kids......you'll be the death of me yet.)
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